Big Heavy World Newzrag #15 - April 18, 2001Parasols and Parabola
Hey there you....hey! Stop looking at porn or eBay for just a minute and check this out. This right here is the Big Heavy World Newzrag, your best source for all of the local music news you can stuff in during one sitting. If you begin to feel dizzy or nauseous, take two Skittles and call your mommy in the morning, she misses you. The Newzrag is brought to you by Joe "Smooth Criminal" Atherton. If you have your own local music news that you would like included, you can send it on over to email@example.com and we'll see what we can do.
STUFF INSIDE: ELECTRIC CABARET RETURNS NINJA DEATH SQUAD IS COMING TO YOUR TOWN 5 SECONDS EXPIRED ROCK DOWN B-TOWN...WELL WINOOSKI ANYWAY BACKSTREET BOYS HIT CLOSE TO HOME HARDCORE AT HIGHER GROUND...STOP THINKING DIRTY THOUGHTS UPCOMING 242 SHOWS BIG HEAVY THANKS
LABEL NEWZ: ELECTROHELL ACROSS THE NATION ANDREW SMITH DEBUTS SMITH TRANSMISSION ON MAY 7 CD NEWZLEAK...
FOR THE MUSIC MAKERS AND DREAM WEAVERS: BIG HEAVY SPONSORS THE ADVANCE HOMEBREW HIGH SCHOOL BAND SEARCH PLAYOFFS JAGER.COM PROMISES TO BE BETTER THAN EVER NEED TO GET YOUR BAND OUT OF THE BASEMENT?