Big Heavy World Newzrag #14, March 27, 2001Eon Blue Apocalypse
Have you ever tried to find a place to park in downtown Burlington on St. Patrick's Day? It's freaking impossible! But on the upside people are happy and cheery, which is always good when dealing with the masses. Even though the underage crowd is left out of the loop, we deal. If you need a little more happiness, you can check out this here handy newzrag. And remember, don't drink green beer after St. Patty's Day, it causes dain bramage. You can send your Vermont music news for the Newzrag to email@example.com. Yep that's a new address people, but you'll learn to love it. And again, this ish of the rag is done up all nice and pretty by Joe "that cat is the devil" Atherton.
STUFF INSIDE: PHISH PHISH AND MORE PHISH AMERICAN HEAD ROCKS YOUR WORLD IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES...... UPCOMING 242 MAIN SHOWS NINJA DEATH SQUAD AND THE SHI'AR EMPIRE SYB NEEDS YOUR HELP SYB AT NEMO VERMONTMUSICSHOP.COM ADDS MORGAN PAGE STOOF RIPPING UP SOMETHING FIERCE WITH TORSION
LABEL NEWZ: HEY HO! BANDWARS COMPETITION UPCOMING CHAINSAW SLAYINGS
FOR THE MUSIC MAKERS AND DREAM WEAVERS: NEW CLUB WANTS YOU TO PLAY EVENMIND WANTS YOUR HELP